MichaelMarti: there's no such thing as a safe investment. There's no such thing as a secure future on this planet. Security only comes from the hand o ...
PrincessPeach37: Twitter is awesome for blowing up my cell with 2 day old tweets. As awesome as the drunk security guy guarding my life right now. Yay!
legenduni: just jumped into the community pool area...got into the jacuzzi for 1 min, security came up to us and said "pool is closed an hr ago"...blah